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Crush Wine & Spirits gives me free wine. All. The. Time.

Crush Wine and Spirts

Thursday, January 21st tasting with their girl Liz Willette. 

I *think* this is the line up and, in that case, i *think* i want to go...

2006 Chave St-Joseph Offerus
From the master of Hermitage, Chave's Offerus is made in a polished and exacting style with spice, herbs, olives and plenty of cherry fruit.
2006 Lucie & Lignier Lignier Bourgogne Rouge
The Lignier family is known for traditional winemaking that acknowledges the importance of both ripe, layered fruit, and complex notes of earth, game, spice and minerality.
2006 Martray Brouilly Les Feuillees
Martray's Brouilly delivers rich dark cherry fruits with granite inflected minerality. Delicious.
2007 Chave Mon Coeur
A perennial favorite in the CdR department. Herbs, spice and dark fruits are all in play with a very well balanced wine.

They are located @ 153 E 57th St New York, NY 10022. I sorta love them. 

Corner Bistro. I still heart you.

Guess what. I'm a slacker. I haven't been writing in a while. Of course, this does not mean I have not been eating in a while. I'm also not enough of a slacker that I won't traverse manhattan for a burger and/or a grilled cheese in the wee hours of the morning.

OK OK so the plan was to meet up with some friends at a party in Chelsea. We made an effort! There was a firetruck and an ambulance outside the bar. After briefly (read: 13.7 seconds), entertaining the idea of waiting, the shrill of the girl waiting in line reminds me that New York City is sandwiched carefully between Joisey and Lon Guyland. I'm out. I'm out faster than Paulie D can throw up a fist pump for that girl's fake tan.

So, it's my civic duty as a New Yorker to remove my visiting friend from the situation and make sure he'll make it through the long night without starvation or sobriety. In a moment of unbridled nostalgia and proximity to the 123 line, we head to Corner Bistro [sidenote: check out that website. how ghetto is that? it has to be good].

To be fair, the best time to go here is probably the afternoon on a weekday. Having a job is soooooorta prohibitory to this but lucky for us, it's saturday night and the line is not too ridiculous. No tables open when we got there and even though a financial district-looking dude offered to trade my friend a seat for $5 or a date with me, we manage to find a *free* seat at the bar. Plus $5 = two beers and that guy wasn't even cute. The bar is cute though, as it's almost 100 years old--a sagging-at-the-middle mahogany throwback to tavern awesomeness of old.


Two minutes later, $2.50 McSorley's in hand, I have forgotten about the Garden State and the fact that Sarah Palin almost became vice president of the country I live in 15 months ago. Hurray! Menu is small and cheap. We get a grilled cheese, which is obviously pretty standard and a burger. Both are solid and salty and delicious. I miss out on most of the burger since I keep company with wolves, but it's OK. For me, bread is its own food group and the bun is unimpressive...the rare-side-of-medium-rare burger outlasts the bun anyway, and it's not really a problem. I manage to steal a few bites before it's gone. Another round of beer and we're good for $25.

(---> this is what you get for $6.50 in Manhattan. on a weekend night. for real. can you say, "best idea ever"?)

My roommate Da actually waited in line to get into that bar in Chelsea...I'm pretty sure he got the short end of the stick though (by that I mean the end of the stick that doesn't have a grilled cheese attached to it). Plus, I got to listen to Motown and hear the (unusually young) bartender hassle my drunk friend for ordering fries two times in 3 minutes.

Somehow Corner Bistro has managed to age pretty well. If you don't have a neighborhood bar yourself, you might even consider moving to greenwich just to be nearby...but don't worry, you'll snap out of it when you remember that there is nary a cab (back to new jersey?) in a 15-block radius there and reconsider. But it's a relic and you should go.

Thai Cafe: Greenpoint, BK

Thai Cafe in Greenpoint has absolutely my favorite thai iced tea in the city. THE BEST, hands down (no, Mom, that's not an alcoholic drink...don't worry, my liver is fine).

This place is awesome. cheap. and good. Check out their menu.

Things I love: service is so friendly. Last time I ordered green curry, extra spicy. They did a serious job making me the spiciest curry I've ever eaten and half-way through my lunch, my waitress checked on me because it was "too spicy even for [her]." Points for making me what I asked for and then making sure my mouth wasn't on fire when i got it. I like.

Thai Cafe is a cute space with a small open kitchen, concrete floors, paintings on the walls and kooky light fixtures.

It's cash only, but you won't need much. They have a kick ass pad thai ($7.50-9.50) green papaya salad ($4) (on right in picture next to spicy squid salad), and the curries are really well balanced (and spicy, if you so desire) (avg. $8). If you don't live in Brooklyn, it's probably a pain to get to, involving @ least 1 transfer to the G or a long walk from Queens but this is a hidden treasure for thai food lovers.

Hudson Bar @ the Hudson New York Hotel

(SSSSSh...The Doors to the Hudson Hotel are totally unlabeled, but it looks like this, k?)

A trip to the (other) city...the hudson bar @ the hudson new york hotel @ 356 West 58th Street...

Well this bar certainly is beautiful. Luminescent glass floors light the indoor space, the (rather low hanging) ceiling was hand painted, Sistine Chapel style, by the artist Francesco Clemente. And, although, I was not willing to brave the bitter cold in a dress, tights and heels to verify this, the bar is rumored to have one of the nicest rooftop gardens in the city. Maybe in a couple of months, New York, when it's above freezing or my blood thickens a little bit after moving back to the Northeast.

Despite the obvious coolness of the space, there are some other pros. It's a great people watching spot. Though, it might be running out of it's "still cool" factor, it's still enough of a hot spot to be picky with clientele. That said, and it could have just been the particular night, they love them some cougars. Men working the door, if a good looking lady with bee-stung lips and too-tight $300 jeans wanders in with a 22 year-old up-and-coming actor type dude....just say no. But then again, i get a kick out of watching these could-be Woody Allen movies unfold in front of me on a Friday night.

CONS: The music is good but loud. If you want to talk to anyone (friends/date/aforementioned 22 year olds, try the Library -- their other, smaller, quiter space. I've also heard that, sometimes, bouncers forget that it's not got the clout it once had and can be a teensy bit rude @ the door but I didn't have any trouble getting in. Wear a nice dress or bring a girl in a nice dress and I think you're good to go...

Souper Trivia!

This is a good cause and tangentially related to food.

OK. Because I am a nerd (see this post...) I will be @ t.b.d. tonight with @ least 3 other nerds tongiht trying to win free dead stuff at Souper Trivia. $5 pp and teams up to 6. Money to benefit the Greenpoint Soup Kitchen.

The James Beard Foundation Dinner 11.30.09

Mark Porcaro, Executive Chef

Jason Banusiewicz, Executive Sous Chef

Tommy Choi, Pastry Chef

“Food matters. You are what you eat not only because food is nutrition, but also because food is an integral part of our everyday lives. Food is economics, politics, entertainment, culture, fashion, family, passion...and nourishment.” (www.jamesbeard.org)

I wish I had pictures, but pictures wouldn’t do it justice. For this meal, I have to thank a friend of a friend who was on vacation still last night…otherwise, I’d have to write about the Chinese takeout I was likely to have had for dinner last night instead of this ridiculously indulgent meal. So f.o.f., wherever you are, thanks. This one’s for you andI hope the vacay was worth it.

The James Beard Foundation’s mission is “to celebrate, preserve, and nurture America’s culinary heritage and diversity in order to elevate the appreciation of our culinary excellence.” And they do a wonderful job of it. The James Beard House is at 167 West 12^th Street. It’s literally tucked in, part of a non-descript brick façade, across the street from the St. Vincent hospital. I walked by it the first time. Walking in, it’s old-school homey…in a little bit of a might-be-a-haunted-house way. Whisked past the maître d’ and through the kitchen full of frenzied chefs plating and photographers snapping close-ups of the feast, I waited with friends in a really pretty sunroom. It was quarter to 7 and it was a long 15 minutes of anticipation. I had done some homework and the hors d’oeuvre list had me a little keyed up.

Here’s where it gets silly. I am among the youngest in the room but definitely not aggressive enough to jockey for these little morsels as they come streaming out of the kitchen at shoulder height; the waiters are pros, completely unphased by the frenzy of hungry piranhas leaving nothing but toothpicks, skewers and spoons in seconds flat. I need to step up my game. I’m able to reach a timid arm into the crowd and snag some. Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Now onto the food… The chefs are down from Top of the Hub in Boston for the night to show off. I was promised excellence and they definitely delivered.

The menu as written…a few changes are noted below…

Cured Duck with Quince Paste and Walnut–Raisin Toasts

King Crab Cocktails with Wasabi, Lemon Spritz, and Cucumber

Mediterranean Cocktails (Greek Feta, Kalamata Olives, Tomatoes, and Red Wine Vinegar–Infused Pickled Onions)

Miniature Lobster Club Sandwiches on Brioche with Cured Bacon and Avocado-Herb Mayonnaise

Abalone, Shrimp and Pork Shumai

Smoked Salmon Summer Rolls with Trout Caviar

Top of the Hub Chardonnay 2006
Top of the Hub Merlot 2005

Salmon with trout caviar had great texture…to the point that a friend commented that it was a “perfect glutinous bite.” Not a word I’d typically associate with deliciousity but it worked. Lightly smoked and very fresh. Next, and I have to apologize to my roommate Da for not stealing at least a dozen of these for him, I had the mini-lobster club. The lobster was a great twist, the bacon was perfectly cooked and the thin slice of avocado melted it all together. I never met an upscale shumai I didn’t like (especially one filled with delicious abalone) and the surprise scallops were also tasty if not seared….my texture-sensitive palette would thank the chef for a little time on an open flame. There was a substitution…a foie gras with white raisins make an appearance. Delicious, but I would have liked only one raisin instead of two…didn’t taste the foie gras until the last second and that seems like a waste. Similarly, the king crab was my only real disappointment. Instead of a light lemon spritz, it was bathed in heavy cocktail sauce. It wasn’t bad, really, but seems like a little bit of a waste of a pricey ingredient.

They opened the wine pairings for the evening with an easy Top of the Hub vintage…both fairly standard and unimpressive though unoffensive. I was hoping for a little champagne but before I could obsess about it very long, we were headed upstairs to the first of the six courses…

Part of the beauty of the James Beard House dinners could be that you are assigned to a table with random people. Our random people didn’t take much interest in the 20-somethings across from them, however, so I had a lot more time to concentrate on my food….

I think I’ll let the menu speak for itself. The courses were as follows…

Duck Confit with Goat Cheese Cheesecake, Dried Winter Fruit Compote, and Villa Manodori Dark Cherry Balsamic Vinegar
Isabel Mondavi Pinot Noir 2006

Pan-Seared Scallops with Chorizo Emulsion, Shaved White Truffle, and Fennel Salad
Isabel Mondavi Chardonnay 2007

Roasted Venison Loin with Creamed Salsify, Cipollini, and Mole
Spellbound Petite Sirah Reserve 2006

Baby Romaine with Coddled Egg, Brioche, White Anchovies, and Aïoli
Isabel Mondavi Deep Rosé 2007

Chocolate–Hazelnut Cheesecake with Amaretto Mousse, Blood Orange Coulis, and Caramel Sauce
Medusa Old Vine Zinfandel Port 2007

My favorite might have been the venison. After tossing back and forth what exactly it was seasoned with, I checked the menu…mole! What a good idea. I was lucky enough to meet the sommelier after dinner. Ironic, because after talking with the sommelier about the wine pairing for this dish, I totally disagree with his choice. He seemed to be particularly in love with this wine, even though critics panned it. Talking about how, at 13.5% they didn’t really “blow out” the alcohol in the wine. I seriously beg to differ. 13.5% is fairly average for this wine and the best part (for me, anyway), the inky color and the firm texture (the grapes are “petite” after all and have a high skin to juice ratio) were missing! Oh well, the port made up for it.

Finally, I have to give serious praise to Tommy Choi. You almost made me like dessert. I don’t know how you did it but you made a perfectly textured, light (tasting) cheesecake. The blood orange was 200% the perfect compliment and acidic zing and at a couple of bites, it was sized just right. Might be the first time in history, I’ve finished a dessert, well done.

And, in closing, I’d like to give a shout-out to the only diner audacious (read: drunk) enough to ask a question of the chefs after dinner. Her poignant, “How did you pick out your menu?” was wrought with deep-thought and amazing insight that I needed to close out my night…or not….Luckily, I contained my laughter when the chef explained that they are just things that “tasted good.” She was sorely disappointed as though she was expecting a story from his 11^th birthday or that time he got beat up on the playground in kindergarten to explain the selection. Frankly, I don’t care how they arrived at the menu, I’m just happy that, unlike my readers, I got to taste it.

For more information on the James Beard Foundation: http://www.jamesbeard.org/